Haven't you heard? TTI is looking for a corporate spokesmodel and things are getting interesting.
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Chivalry is still going strong thanks to this candidate. His sharp wit and even sharper blade will take him far. But is it enough for him to win this battle?
A ferocious competitor in every sense of the word, Tiger Johnson does what every other 350 lb tiger does - anything he wants.
Being the 16th president is great and all, but "Honest Abe" has had his eye on the TTI Spokesperson job for almost four score and seven days.
Roberto the Sheep
Finishing at the top of his class at Harvard Law, Roberto hopes to one day lead the fight for livestock rights. But until then, this spokesperson job will suffice.
Hailing from the suburbs in a galaxy far, far away, she's soccer mom royalty. Legend says she even made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs - in a minivan.
Oliver the Owl
Who's the one candidate that scored a 1580 on the SAT, holds degrees from 6 universities, and can devour an entire mouse in one bite? Oliver is who.
Preston the Parakeet
Here's one little bird that's always a big help. Just sit back and let his deep, powerful voice of reason guide you through any situation.
A strong advocate and lobbyist for low-carb / high protein diets, Steak-man really gives the TTI executives something to chew on that is USDA approved.
Tom the Tortoise
Tom is headed no where fast. They say slow and steady wins the race, but that won't help this Tortoise if he never reaches the starting line.
Charlie the Octopus
Who ever said you needed a backbone to be an upstanding individual, never met a cephalopod like Charlie. He's eight tentacles of excellence.
Don't be fooled by his crazy eyes, Mike has the unique ability to serve-up a conversation that is both rare and well-done, while leaving you hungry for more.
Harold the Ferret
What a great little guy. A bit smelly, but an excellent sense of humor. Plus, Harold wrote the book on discrete semiconductors and tantalum capacitors.
She proves that beauty is more than skin (or scales) deep. Fish stories aside, lets hope this mermaid isn't the one that got away.
Buddy the Unicorn
He has aspirations to be a mythical unicorn and now our spokesmodel. But does Buddy stand a chance at either, or is this endeavor pointless?
Government special ops? Super-spy? Master of inter-office disguise? Or just a guy who likes to dress in black and wear sunglasses? We're not really sure.
Whether it's hanging out with Cheerleaders, spending time on the sidelines or just enjoying a good crossword puzzle, we're a big fan of Sports Beaver.
If state-of-the-art electronics is the name of the game then Robotti is a force to be reckoned with. You might just think he was built for a job like this.
Unfortunately, cardboard, some plastic parts and six feet of dryer hose probably won't help him land this job. A noble effort nonetheless.
No obstacle is too large for him. Even though he may be small in stature, he carries a big axe - which thankfully, he left in his car.
Steve must be happy because he loves showing his pearly whites. And his appetite for perfection rivals his appetite for just about everything else.
He really wants this job and will put anybody that opposes him in a sleeper hold. We're not kidding. Have you ever heard a mime scream? Just awful.
He is a very strong candidate (literally), but we're just not sure a snake portrays the right image for us. However, Carl does enjoy giving really big hugs.
What can you say about a mime that he can't say about himself? Seriously - what?
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